Who is this guy?

So I went to the Steelers-Eagles preseason game last night with my dad. During a TV commercial timeout right before half time, they showed this guy on the big screen:

He was getting ready to do a half time report.

Almost everyone in the stadium started clapping. Except the young woman next to me. She asked me, “Do you know who that is?”

I almost chuckled at first, as if she was trying to be funny. She wasn’t. I said, “Are you serious?” She was. I looked at my dad; we both looked at her; the guy in front of her turned around and looked at her.

“It’s Terry Bradshaw,” I said.

“Oh,” she replied and paused. “Who is he?”

I couldn’t help but laugh. “Are you kidding me?” I asked. She wasn’t. “Am I on Candid Camera?” I asked around. “I’m waiting for Allen Funt to come out here.” She kept waiting for an answer.

“He led the Steelers to four Super Bowl victories in the 70s,” I explained.

I later apologized to her and told her I didn’t mean to offend her. I explained that if I happened to go to a Penguins game and people cheered for some old guy, I’d probably wonder who it was. I’m not a hockey fan.

But I know who Mario is.

Author: Tinkering Engineer

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